The DG Questionnaire

Ten interview questions to the Deputy-General of Police, newly posted to the city
(as per the assignment set by a darling boring prof.):

1. Which is your favourite type of Bhutta?
2. Do you really fantasize about your wife in a 'Corn stalk' outfit?
3. How do you react to the popularity of popcorn over the real deal-corn?
4. Why did the Egyptian King dream of seven stalks of corn?
5. Do you like listening to 'Korn'?
6. What was your first reaction when you learnt that your IInd standard class-partner ate your whole tiffin of boiled corn?
7. When did you first kill for corn?
8. How did my mother's corn-sabzi make you give up sex for 30 days?
9. Did Mimoh Chakraborty's pissing on the bhutta affect your selection of masala seasoning?
10. Why did you not mail your magazine pagination on 'Corn porn' to you Feature&Opinion professor?